Mommy Embarrasses Me
How?
She puts me in Build a Bear sunglasses, which fit remarkably well.
How she exploits my tiny-headedness.
Takes me to the Renaissance Faire.
At least I got to hide!
She takes pictures of me in various states of undress, and sends them to Daddy saying I’m “mooning” him.
The heart was not there in the original photo
Then, she takes me to visit my cousins and lets them put me on one of those “American Girl” play horses for the dolls!
There are worse pictures, with HATS.
In my mommy’s defense, I did enjoy it at some point, there just isn’t photographic evidence! Also, revenge would be mine- I totally pooped up the back of my onesie, and it was Guh-ROSS.
Mommy loves me so much, I know, but she’s also kind of silly. Still, that picture of my butt makes Daddy smile very hard, so we think it’s worth it. I just hope she never shows these to my prom date!
Love,
Piper
